May 2012
86 posts
lawbyrd asked: 4, 17, 22, 32
godfatherofgreenbay asked: 15, 2, 25, 8, 42
TMI Tuesday, do it, I dare you.
1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
Please do not post complaints about your shitty grades if all you do before exams is post about how you aren’t studying.
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First Day
Started my internship today.
I’m super glad it’s barely a block from the subway. My time outside can be stupid low for the summer even though I might walk home for the month of June to save money and get exercise.
Everybody is ridiculously nice. They all use first names and seem to know each other fairly well. The place has a good vibe - very friendly. They all have an open door...
When the cashier glares at me for paying with a...
whatshouldwecallrussia:
I’m just like:
omg. Word.
When someone asks if there are cute guys in law...
whatshouldwecallme:
When You Find Out The Only Cute Guy In Law School...
lawdegreefail:
“We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.”
– Max De Pree (via tylerknott)
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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“If you married me and had my chocolate babies you’d never get my pee on...”
– SiPhi
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
catbountry:
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Hyuk hyuk.
“Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.”
– Leo Tolstoy (via uglyuglyugly)
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Staples Customer Service FTW
My dumbass write on packet is due today. In a word, it’s a shitshow.
Anyway,
I send the job to Staples to print since the printer at home doesn’t have a cartridge and I can’t print on campus.
It looks like I get my job in just in time (paying $5 for rush).
I’m filling one of the million of necessary forms and it asks me for my highly verbose title. I go to my document...
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A reason I like Skullys.
Me: QUIET ON THE SET. SCANDAL IS ON! DON’T YOU EVEN BREATHE.
Him: Ok. I’m gonna get Taco Bell and play D3. Enjoy your show. Bye.
Let me file this video under the shit I just don’t find funny.
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When my roommate came home drunk and ate all of my...
adventuresinfratland:
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Why G-Matt & I are friends
Me: Just saw the bro who sat in front of me during con law. Not awkward
Him: Oh geeze he didn’t say anything to you, did he?
Me: No but he was looking at me hella hard as though he was trying to place where he recognized me from
Him: You’re the girl who got his ass deported back to india bc his student visa was revoked on account of his being expelled from law school for cheating
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