Britt. 22. Straight but not narrow. Messed around & got my college degree. Iron Duke. Former English major and Russian Minor. Life is about the pursuit of Mexican food. Repping Zone Trey. Stage 2 clinger. French toast griddlers. College Basketball. Cameron Crazie. Jager bombs. Philly Proud. Temple Tough. Looking for my suntan Superman. Hashtag everything. I believe in politics like I believe in Santa Claus - I don’t. Sushi Cat. Pretend writer. Dostoevsky > Tolstoy. Words with Friends. Pick-up lines. Cereal Killer. Photo Bomb Queen. Banana Nut Cheerios. No theme every satisfies me for long. Rising 2L. Fight Club. Westlaw Next. Maybe one day I’ll be both the HBIC and the HNIC. Doing right and killing everything.
I drink. I curse. I don’t believe in regrets.
At present:
♦ I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
♦ I am Jack’s wasted life.
♦ A predator posing as a house-pet.
Members of Tar Heel nation are not welcome. Don’t think I’m joking.
If you’d like to know anything else, just ask. I’m pretty much an open book.
